>3 wishes for a woman
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>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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>The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
>three wishes.'
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>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
>mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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>Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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>The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
>world.
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>The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your
>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
>flock to'.
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>The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
>woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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>So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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>The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
>And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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>The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
>mine.'
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>So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a
>mild heart attack.'
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>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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>Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
>and continue feeling good.
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>Male readers : Please scroll down.
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>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
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>Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
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>Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
>that women never listen!!!
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